2. What is your favorite episode of South Park? (Mr. Hankey)
Click Here to Choose The Spirit of Christmas (Original 5-minute short) Cartman Gets an Anal Probe (Epsiode 1) The Volcano (Episode 2) Weight Gain 4000 (Episode 3) Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boatride (Episode 4) An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig (Episode 5) Death (Episode 6) Pink Eye (Episode 7) Starvin' Marvin (Episode 8) Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo (Epsiode 9) Damien (Episode 10) Tom's Rhinoplasty (Episode 11) Mecca Streisand (Episode 12) Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut (Episode 13) Not Without My Anus (Episode 14) Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut (Episode 15) Ike's Wee-Wee (Episode 16) Chicken Lover (Episode 17) Conjoined Fetus Lady (Episode 18) The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka (Episode 19) City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks) (Episode 20) Summer Sucks (Episode 21) Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls (Episode 22) Chickenpox (Episode 23) Roger Ebert Should Lay Off The Fatty Acids (Episode 24) Clubhouses (Episode 25) Cow Days (Episode 26) Chef Aid (Episode 27) Spooky Fish (Episode 28) Merry Christmas, Charles Manson (Episode 29) Underpants Knomes (Episode 30)
3. What is your favorite way that Kenny has been killed? (Tetherball)
Click Here to Choose Run over by Officer Barbrady's car (Cartman Gets an Anal Probe) Bullet in the chest (Volcano) Impaled by a flagpole (Weight Gain 400) Decapitated playing football (Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boatride) Burned in a microwave (An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig) Touched by Death (Death) Crushed by the Space Station Mir (Pink Eye) Chainsawed in half (Pink Eye) Crushed by a bust of George Washington (Jay Leno episode) Pecked to death by turkeys (Starvin' Marvin') Shot when mistaken as a duck-billed platapus (Damien) Sword thrown in eye (Tom's Rhinoplasty) Choked by a tetherball (Mecha Streisand) Hit by a train (Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut) Electrocuted (Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut) Crushed by a tombstone (Ike's Bris) Smushed by a tree (Chicken Lover) Smashed into a wall playing dodgeball (Conjoined Fetus Lady) Ripped in half (The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka) Eaten by a big scary monster (Flashbacks) Smushed by a fence (Summer Sucks) Trampled by a crowd exiting a movie (Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls) Died from the chickenpox (Chickenpox) Head exploded in Planetarium (Roger Ebert Should Lay Off The Fatty Acids) Crushed in mosh pit (Clubhouses) Punctured by a bull's horn (Cow Days) Eaten by Ozzy Osborne (Chef Aid) Killed by Stan's pet fish (Spooky Fish) Shot several times while surrendering (Merry Chirstmas, Charles Manson) Crushed by the Knomes' railway thing(Underpants Knomes)
4. Do you think Mr. Garrison is straight, gay, bisexual, or just really confused? (Bi)
Click Here to Choose Straight Gay Bisexual Really Confused
5. Would you watch Jesus and Pals if it was a real TV show? (Maybe)
Click Here to Choose Yes No Maybe
6. Would you like it better if you could actually understand what Kenny said? (I don't really care at all.)
Click Here To Choose Yes, I would like to hear all the perverted things he says. No, I don't want to hear what that little pervert has to say. I don't really care at all.
7. Who do you think is Cartman's Mom? (The Mayor) (For a limited time only. Only the first 100 votes will be counted. Get your votes in before its too late)
Click Here To Choose Mrs. Broslofsky The Mayor Kathie Lee Gifford Mrs. Marsh Ms. Crabtree Principle Victoria Sally Streuthers Ms. Ellen Barbara Streisand Nurse Gollem Other (MUST be from the show and MUST be a woman)
8. If you were the police chief for your town, would you hire Cartman to work for you? (Yes, he's the kind of officer every town needs.)
Click Here To Choose Yes, he's the kind of officer every town needs. No, I don't want him injuring all the innocent townspeople.
9.Which would you watch...Huntin' and Killin' or Jesus and Pals? (Huntin' and Killin')
Click Here To Choose Huntin' and Killin' Jesus and Pals
10.This is just out of curiosity, but who is your least favorite character? (Mrs. Broslofsky)
11.Which of the movies from the South Park Film Festival would you want to see the most? (Me and mr. Hankey)
Click Here To Choose Witness to Denial The Body Decayeth A Bunch of Gay Cowboys Eating Pudding Me and Mr. Hankey Bow Down to Hollywood South Park
12.Which of Chef's Fudge 'Ems Cookies would you want to try? (I Just Went and Fudged Your Momma)
Click Here To Choose Fudge 'Ems, The Original Fudge This Go Fudge Yourself I Don't Give a Flying Fudge I Just Went and Fudged Your Momma
13.What would you do if you had the chickenpox? (Sit in a bathtub filled with calomine lotion...)
Click Here To Choose Sit in a bathtub filled with calomine lotion and write about how America should be more like Endor, home of the Ewoks. Lie in a hospital bed and write about how Knight Rider was the best show in America. Get a prostitute named Old Freda to infect your parents with Herpes by letting her use their toothbrushes and stuff.
14.Do you go to the Plane-arium often? (The Plane-what?)
Click Here To Choose Of course, I love the Plane-arium. No way dude, there's some really weird guy there that ttries to hypnotize me or something. The Plane-what?
15.Who built a cooler clubhouse: Stan and Kyle or Cartman and Kenny? (Cartman and Kenny)
Click Here To Choose Stan and Kyle Cartman and Kenny
16.What was the best part of the Cow Days Rodeo? (The Running of the Cows)
Click Here To Choose Chamber of Farts Line Ride Bull Riding Contest Throwing balls into Jennifer Love Hewitt's mouth The Running of the Cows
17.Have you bought Chef Aid: The South Park Album yet? (Of course!)
Click Here To Choose Of course! Not yet, but I'm going to get it soon. No, I think it sucks.
18.Did Spooky Vision scare you? (Hell yeah it did.)
Click Here To Choose Hell yeah it did. Nah, I'm not scared of Barbra Streisand.
19.Which was the better Christmas epiosde: Mr Hankey, The Christmas Poo or Merry Christmas, Charles Manson (Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo)
Click Here To Choose Mr Hankey, The Christmas Poo Merry Christmas, Charles Manson
20.Have the Underpants Knomes ever stolen your underpants? (Yes, they come every night at 3:30 in the morning.)
Click Here To Choose Yes, they come every night at 3:30 in the morning. Not yet, but I'm worried they might come soon. What the hell are Underpants Knomes?
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