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**Poll #1**
**Favorite Character**
(358 votes)
No one will ever catch Cartman.
1.	187 VOTES	Eric Cartman
2.	83 VOTES	Kenny McKormick
3.	19 VOTES	Stan Marsh
4.	18 VOTES	Kyle Broslofsky
5.	12 VOTES	Ike Broslofsky
6.	11 VOTES	Chef
7.	6 VOTES	Mr. Hankey
8.	3 VOTES	Damien
9.	3 VOTES	Uncle Jimbo
10.	3 VOTES	Mr. Mackey
11.	2 VOTES	Starvin' Marvin
12.	2 VOTES	Ned
13.	2 VOTES	Wendy Testaburger
14.	2 VOTES	Pip
15.	1 VOTE	Mrs. Brsolofsky (Kyle's mom)
16.	1 VOTE	Grandpa Marsh
17.	1 VOTE	Officer Barbrady
18.	1 VOTE	Kevin
19.	1 VOTE	Les Claypool

**Poll #2**
**Favorite Episode**
(347 votes)
The first full episode is the fan favorite.
1.	55 VOTES	Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
2.	43 VOTES	Mr. Hankey, The Chirstmas Poo
3.	27 VOTES	Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut
4.	23 VOTES	Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boatride
5.	18 VOTES	Not Without My Anus
6.	17 VOTES	Ike's Wee-Wee
7.	16 VOTES	Weight Gain 4000
8.	15 VOTES	Starvin' Marvin
9.	15 VOTES	Pink Eye
10.	14 VOTES	The Spirit of Christmas
11.	12 VOTES	An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
12.	12 VOTES	Damien
13.	12 VOTES	Chicken Lover
14.	10 VOTES	Tom's Rhinoplasty
15.	10 VOTES	The Volcano
16.	10 VOTES	Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls
17.	8 VOTES	Death
18.	8 VOTES	Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
19.	6 VOTES	Mecha Streisand
20.	6 VOTES	Summer Sucks
21.	4 VOTES	Conjoined Fetus Lady
22.	3 VOTES	)The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
23.	2 VOTES	City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks
24.	1 VOTE	Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Acids

**Poll #3**
**Favorite Kenny Death**
(341 votes)
The flagpole death has become the favorite and, right now, has a good lead.
1.	43 VOTES	Impaled by a flagpole in "Weight Gain 4000"
2.	34 VOTES	Tetherball death in "Mecha Streisand"
3.	33 VOTES	Burned in a microwave in "An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig"
4.	32 VOTES	Chainsawed in half in "Pink Eye"
5.	30 VOTES	Hit by a train in "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut"
6.	28 VOTES	Decapitated playing football in "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride"
7.	21 VOTES	Smashed by the Space Station Mir in "Pink Eye"
8.	20 VOTES	Pecked to death by killer turkys in "Starvin' Marvin"
9.	15 VOTES	Shot when mistaken as a duck-billed platapus in "Damien"
10.	14 VOTES	Touched by death in "Death"
11.	12 VOTES	Sword thrown in eye in "Tom's Rhinoplasty"
12.	10 VOTES	Electrocuted in "Cartman's Mom is Still Dirty Slut"
13.	10 VOTES	Run over by Officer Barbrady's police car in "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe"
14.	10 VOTES	Head exploded in Planetarium "Roger Ebert Should Lay Off The Fatty Acids"
15.	5 VOTES	Smashed into a wall playing dodgeball in "Conjoined Fetus Lady"
16.	4 VOTES	Ripped in half in "The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka"
17.	4 VOTES	Eaten by a big scary monster in "Flashbacks"
18.	3 VOTES	Bullet in the chest in "The Volcano"
19.	3 VOTES	Trampled by a crowd exiting a movie "Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls"
20.	2 VOTES	Smushed by a tree in "Chicken Lover"
21.	2 VOTES	Died from the chickenpox in "Chickenpox"
22.	2 VOTES	Crushed by a statue in "Pink Eye"
23.	2 VOTES	Crushed by a tombstone in "Ike's Wee Wee"
24.	1 VOTE	Smushed by a fence "Summer Sucks"
25.	1 VOTE	Crushed by a bust of George Washington in the "Jay Leno episode"

**Poll #4**
**Mr. Garrison's Sexuality**
(332 votes)
The gay vote has taken a pretty big lead.
1.	132 VOTES	Gay
2.	96 VOTES	Really Confused
3.	87 VOTES	Bisexual
4.	17 VOTES	Straight

**Poll #5**
**Would you watch "Jesus and Pals" if it were a real TV show?**
(330 votes)
People just can't make up their minds.
1.	133 VOTES	Maybe
2.	123 VOTES	No
3.	74 VOTES	Yes

**Poll #6**
**Would you like to actually be able to understand what Kenny says?**
(162 votes)
People now want to know what he says.
1.	71 VOTES	Yes, I would like to hear all the perverted things hes has to say.
2.	61 VOTES	I don't really care at all.
3.	30 VOTES	No, I don't want to hear what that little pervert has to say.

**Poll #7**
**Who is Cartman's mom?**

(132 votes)
The mayor is in front.
1.	30 VOTES	The Mayor
2.	22 VOTES	Ms. Crabtree
3.	22 VOTES	Sally Streuthers
4.	15 VOTES	Kathie Lee Gifford
5.	11 VOTES	Ms. Ellen
6.	9 VOTES	Barbara Streisand
7.	7 VOTES	Mrs. Broslofsky
8.	6 VOTES	Principle Victoria
9.	4 VOTES	Nurse Gollem
10.	2 VOTES	Mrs. Marsh
11.	1 VOTE	Mrs. McKormick (Kenny's Mom)
12.	1 VOTE	Nurse Goodly (one with no arms)
13.	1 VOTE	Lifeguard from "Summer Sucks"
14.	1 VOTE	Shelly Marsh

**Poll #8**
**Would you hire Cartman as a police officer?**
(140 votes)
I think this one's pretty much decided.
1.	112 VOTES	Yes, he's the kind of offcier every town needs.
2.	28 VOTES	No, I don't want him injuring all the innocent townspeople.

**Poll #9**
**Which would you rather watch...Huntin' and Killin' or Jesus and Pals?**
(116 votes)
Huntin'and Killin' has its biggest lead.
1.	85 VOTES	Huntin' and Killin'
2.	31 VOTES	Jesus and Pals

**Poll #10**
**Who is your least favorite character?**
(91 votes)
Mrs. Broslofsky is living up to the name of "Super Bitch"
1.	22 VOTES	Mrs. Broslofsky
2.	6 VOTES	Ms. Crabtree
3.	6 VOTES	Mr. Hat
4.	6 VOTES	The Mayor
5.	5 VOTES	Ms. Ellen
6.	5 VOTES	Barbara Streisand
7.	4 VOTES	Officer Barbrady
8.	4 VOTES	Mr. Garrison
9.	3 VOTES	Pip
10.	3 VOTES	Ike Broslofsky
11.	3 VOTES	Mr. Mackey
12.	2 VOTES	Principal Victoria
13.	2 VOTES	Mr. Mackey
14.	2 VOTES	Shelly Marsh (Stan's Sister)
15.	2 VOTES	Kyle Broslofsky
16.	2 VOTES	Eric Cartman
17.	2 VOTES	Bebe
18.	1 VOTE	Mephesto
19.	1 VOTE	Sparky
20.	1 VOTE	Kid with red Star Trek t-shirt (from City on the Edge of Forever)
21.	1 VOTE	Halfy
22.	1 VOTE	Mr. Hankey
23.	1 VOTE	Jimbo
24.	1 VOTE	Stan Marsh
25.	1 VOTE	Skuzzlebutt
26.	1 VOTE	Big Gay Al
27.	1 VOTE	Kenny McKormick
28.	1 VOTE	Wendy Testaburger
29.	1 VOTE	Mrs. Marsh

**Poll #11**
**Which of the movies from the South Park Film Festival would you want to see the most?**
(77 votes)
"Me and Mr. Hankey" and "A Bunch of Gay Cowboys Eating Pudding" look like big box-office draws.
1.	27 VOTES	Me and Mr. Hankey
2.	27 VOTES	A Bunch of Gay Cowboys Eating Pudding
3.	12 VOTES	Bow Down to Hollywood South Park
4.	6 VOTES	The Body Decayeth
5.	5 VOTES	Witness to Denial

**Poll #12**
**Which of Chef's Fudge 'Ems Cookies would you want to try?**
(72 votes)
I Just Went and Fudged Your Momma is the favorite flavor.
1.	24 VOTES	I Just Went and Fudged Your Momma
2.	17 VOTES	I Don't Give a Flying Fudge
3.	14 VOTES	Fudge 'Ems, The Original
4.	11 VOTES	Go Fudge Yourself
5.	6 VOTES	Fudge This

**Poll #13**
**What would you do if you had the chickenpox?**
(76 votes)
Most people enjoy the idea of sitting in a bathtub filled to the top with calomine lotion.
1.	41 VOTES	Sit in a bathtub filled with calomine lotion and write about how America should more like Endor, home of the Ewoks.
1.	23 VOTES	Get a prostitute named Old Freda to infect your parents with Herpes by letting her use their toothbrushes and stuff.
3.	12 VOTES	Lie in a hospital bed and write about how Knight Rider was the best show in America.

**Poll #14**
**Do you go to the Plane-arium often?**
(4 votes)
Tha Plane-what?
1.	39 VOTES	The Plane-what?
2.	23 VOTES	No way dude, there's some really weird guy there that ttries to hypnotize me or something.
3.	14 VOTES	Of course, I love the Plane-arium.

**Poll #15**
**Who built a cooler clubhouse: Stan and Kyle or Cartman and Kenny?**
(1 vote)
1.	1 VOTE	Cartman and Kenny
2.	0 VOTES	Stan and Kyle

**Poll #16**
**What was the best part of the Cow Days Rodeo?**
(1 vote)
1.	1 VOTE	The Running of the Cows
2.	0 VOTES	Line Ride
3.	0 VOTES	Bull Riding Contest
4.	0 VOTES	Chamber of Farts
5.	0 VOTES	Throwing balls into Jennifer Love Hewitt's mouth

**Poll #17**
**Have you bought Chef Aid: The South Park Album yet?**
(1 vote)
1.	1 VOTE	Of course!
2.	0 VOTES	Not yet, but I'm going to.
2.	0 VOTES	No, I think it sucks.

**Poll #18**
**Did Spooky Vision scare you?**
(1 vote)
1.	1 VOTE	Hell yeah it did!
2.	0 VOTES	No, I'm not scared of Barbra Streisand.

**Poll #19**
**What was the best Christmas episode?**
(1 vote)
1.	1 VOTE	Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo
2.	0 VOTES	Merry Christmas, Charles Manson.

**Poll #20**
**Have the Underpants Knomes ever stolen your underpants?**
(1 vote)
1.	1 VOTE	Yes, they come every night at 3:30 in the morning.
2.	0 VOTES	What the hell are Underpants Knomes?
2.	0 VOTES	Not yet, but I'm worried they might come soon.

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