Marty's Movie Reviews

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Hello. My name is Marty and I'm the well-known South Park movie critic. I was even mentioned in the episode about the gay homosexual dog. If you don't remember, go watch the episode. Anyways, as I said before I am the South Park movie critic. Considering, there is no known movie theater in South Park, you may be wondering how I actually see these movies, but you know what...WHO CARES. As I was saying, every time I see a new movie, I will post the number of Ikes I gave it out of four. Some of the movies will have reviews, but the majority probably won't because I have other things to do in my life than just sit at my computer writing reviews that very few people will actually read. If you have any complaints about my reviews, you can direct your comments to a brick wall. Thank you.

How I Rate Movies

- Dude, That Kicks Ass!

- Cool!

- Go Play Kick The Baby, Instead

- This Sucks!

0 Ikes - Dude, That's Pretty F****d Up Right Here

Movies

Movies with Reviews


Movie	Cast	Number of Ikes
Deep Impact	Morgan Freeman, Tea Leoni, Robert Duvall, Elijah Wood, Ron Eldard	2 Ikes
Godzilla	Matthew Broderick, Hank Azaria, Jean Reno	0 Ikes
The Truman Show	Jim Carrey, Ed Harris, Laura Linney, Noah Emmerich	3 3/4 Ikes
The X-Files	David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson, Martin Landau	3 Ikes
BASEketball	Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Yasmine Bleeth, Jenny McCarthy	3 Ikes
The Avengers	Ralph Fiennes, Uma Thurman, Sean Connery	0 Ikes

Movies without Reviews
(Remember, for now only movies that I have seen at the movies since since June of 1997 are listed. I've seen even more on video, but didn't feel like adding them here.)

4 Ike Movies

3 to 3 3/4 Ike Movies

2 to 2 3/4 Ike Movies

0 to 1 1/2 Ike Movies

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